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Thursday, Apr. 08, 2004 - 10:32 a.m. I play the little quiz things I find on other friends online things. So, according to this website, my suicide note would look something like this. I knew there were some unresolved delusions of grandeur I hadn't worked out yet. Dear Ungrateful World; Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Heidi, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven. Start erecting statues, singing songs, scoring touchdowns and doing other shit for my glory, because you fuckers owe me big, Jesus Christ III a.k.a. Heidi P.S. Please mail my cable bill, it's on the credenza. *************** Oh yeah, and there's this: table border='1' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'> |
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And if you've made it through that.....
Yesterday some good friends of mine, that also happen to be older enough to have several years in the job market over me, helped me revise my resume. I found out that unfortunately, you're not supposed to send your resume out just asking for any job you're qualified for. But other than that, I feel better about it and hopefully will have a bunch sent out by Monday.
I've got decisions to make. Some of which will no doubt stem from where I get offered a job. But I don't really know which direction I wnat to go in right now. It's very confusing.
Then I highlighted another friend of mine's hair. I'd seen him pay ridiculous prices to have a hairstylest do the barebones simplest highlighting on his hair, so I told him next time we'd just grab some supplies and do it at home. It turned out well.